stop calling this employment
okay guys, it’s time to board an ibom air flight heading to lagos from akwa ibom. these are the various individuals i’m doomed to interact with.
- person who checks that the name on my boarding pass matches my passport or identification document
- person who tears away the larger part of the pass, leaving me with the stub
- person who punches a hole in the stub
- person who pats me down
- person who checks the stub at the foot of the aircraft
- person who checks the stub when you climb into the aircraft
phew!
this silly behavior is rampant especially in government-adjacent parastatals within the country. it’s like someone gets a job creation mandate and is told they get points for coming up with the most asinine approach to solving the problem. i mean, someone to hole punch my boarding pass stub? calling it absurd doesn’t begin to cut it.
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