What the fuck was I reading?
This time last year, I visited my mom for the holidays - like everybody else. It is customary for us to have bible readings and then pray before retiring for the night.
On one of those nights, what was read was about some king that sent for a prophet. I think that prophet was Elijah. Anyway, the king sent a commander of some fifty soldiers to go get the prophet. Note that this wasn’t an arrest, regardless of how it sounds. The commander walked up to the prophet and went
“Thou man of God, the king requests your presense”.
Well, guess what - the prophet responded saying
“If I am a man of God, let fire come down from heaven and strike you and your army”.
And that happened.
The king sent commander 2 and his own fifty soldiers. Same thing happened.
I’m like dude, we know you are a man of God. That’s why we called you man of God. Why are you still trying to prove to us that you’re a...
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